My Not So Super Sweet Life
by Rachel Harris
Copyright © 2014 by Rachel Harris. All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce, distribute, or transmit in any form or by any means. For information regarding subsidiary rights, please contact the Publisher.
So Much for Normal
∙Cat∙
Once upon a time (say, like, four months ago), the phrase girl bonding was a foreign concept. An expression I never expected to say, or even think, without gagging. But not only am I not choking on the delicious, gooey, calorie-laden brownie I’m currently devouring, but a goopy green mask is in place, Hello Kitty slippers are on my feet, and I totally just snorted.
Welcome to my new normal.
As my very-soon-to-be-stepmother Jenna teaches, or rather, attempts to teach my uber-conservative cousin and rhythmically challenged best friend to do the running man, I marvel at how much my life has changed. This time last year, I would’ve scoffed at anything girly. I’d never been kissed—or even on a date. I had major trust issues, and my best friend was my dad. Now, I have a hot, swoonalicious boyfriend. I have not one but two close friends. And after sixteen and a half years of Mama drama, scandal-hungry paparazzi, and bizarre time-traveling escapades—thanks to my favorite gypsy girl Reyna—it looks as though I’m finally, maybe, hopefully getting a taste of normalcy.
So why does it feels like the other shoe is about to drop?
The sofa cushion dips, and a whoosh of air fans my face, yanking me from my tilt-a-whirl thoughts. Alessandra, my sixteenth-century ancestor, blows out a breath, her freshly scrubbed cheeks pink from exhaustion. I lift my lips in a smile and accidently crack my goopy mask in the process.
“You’ve got some moves, girlfriend,” I say, nudging her with my elbow, not surprised. While my dancing left much to be desired during my jaunt to the past, Less had skills. Evidently, that particular talent carried over when she came to the future. Lowering my voice so Jenna and Hayley won’t hear, I say, “All that complicated mumbo jumbo in packed ballrooms must’ve paid off. Too bad Austin’s not here to see you shake your groove thang.”
As with any other time I mention the boy’s name, a dopey smile zips across my cousin’s face. She’s so whipped.
“It is a shame he is not here, but if he were, I doubt I would be dancing.” Her dark eyes shine with humor. “I may be bolder than when I first arrived, but I’m a far cry from crazy.”
She playfully lifts a waxed eyebrow, and my mask-cracked grin widens. Alessandra’s easy use of modern lingo still amazes me. Her transition into a twenty-first-century teen has been almost effortless. Sure, she stumbled in the beginning, but now she’s in the zone. Less is in love, starring in the school play, and fending offers from Hollywood, thanks to her fabulous stint in the Shakespeare Winter Workshop. It’s as if she were born for this century, this life, and was simply biding her time in the Renaissance until a bit of gypsy magic made it all happen.
A twinge of envy pricks behind my ribs.
I’m happy for my cousin. I am. It’s just…she’s only been in my world for six weeks. She’s found her place. Maybe it’s about time I found mine.
My best friend Hayley plops onto the love seat across from me, snagging a brownie on her way down. “Must have chocolate,” she says, breaking off a large chunk. She shoves it in her mouth, and her eyes roll back in bliss. “So good,” she mumbles.
“Yeah, yeah, rub it in.” Jenna frowns at the tray of calorific goodness. “You skinny misses pig out to your heart’s content. I can take it, even if it is my bachelorette party.”
Today’s a teacher in-service day at school, which means the students have a mini-vacay. With Jenna’s wedding on the horizon, what better way to spend the day than with bachelorette-inspired girly-time makeovers?
See? I’m totally evolving.
Licking her index finger, Jenna presses it into the scattered crumbs on the plate and then lifts it to her nose. She inhales audibly before heaving a dramatic sigh. “Two more days,” she proclaims, wiping her finger on a napkin. “Two more days of rabbit food so I can fit into my dress, and then I’m wolfing an entire layer of wedding cake myself. Mark my words, girls.”
Hayley picks up the television remote and powers on the mounted flat screen. “Hang in there, Miss J. It’ll all be worth it when you see the pictures. Your dress is flipping fabulous.”
Hayley is an aspiring fashion designer, so she’d know. She’s also a fellow art nerd on the fringes of Roosevelt Academy’s social order, and we became friends fresh from my jaunt to the past. Her mantra of Keep Calm, Love Fashion has been amusing me ever since. Her stamp of approval is like a thumbs-up from the fearsome Joan and Melissa Rivers, and it’s as close as Jenna will ever get, since that particular duo won’t be weighing in.
The details of Dad’s wedding are super hush-hush, with only the inner circle even knowing the date. Tabloids have speculated for months. April in Catalina or June in Malibu; I’ve even heard October in Paris or Rome. The paparazzi will never guess an award-winning Hollywood director and the leading party planner of Beverly Hills are getting hitched in their own backyard, with a slim guest list of fifty, on Valentine’s Day weekend.
“And speaking of fabulous…” Hayley selects The Kate Lyons Show from the menu. “I have such a clothing crush on this woman.” Hugging a throw pillow close to her chest, she settles in to watch the program, tossing Jenna a defeated look. “No chance she’ll be there, huh?”
Understandably, the wedding—and its noticeable lack of invited celebs—has been the topic du jour.
Jenna shakes her head. “Nope. Inviting her or anyone else in the media would’ve been like asking vultures to camp outside our front door. Peter and I want to keep this as low-key and off the radar as possible. We’ve seen the weddings with paparazzi stalking the family, following the kids to school.” She shudders, and the smooth skin around her bright eyes tightens. “That’s not happening to Cat.”
Her tone is intense, proving what I’ve suspected all along—I’m the reason for the small wedding. True, Dad has never been into the trappings of his Hollywood status, and Jenna isn’t the attention-getter I once pegged her to be. But this is their wedding. Dad’s first marriage was over before it even began, and it certainly hadn’t been rooted in love. Not the kind he has with Jenna, anyway. And Jenna’s the ultimate girly-girl. If it weren’t for me, and worrying about my safety, I know she’d have wanted a grand affair.
“It’s not too late to change your mind,” I tell her, for what has to be the hundredth time. “Money makes the world go round. You can easily get a new, snazzy location if you throw enough around, and as for the camera-toting vermin, I’ve dealt with them my entire life. I can handle it.”
Jenna reaches over and takes my hand. “I know you can, Cat, but that’s not the point. The three of us are finally becoming a family. That’s what is important here, not impressing the world with glamour. For whatever reason, Caterina’s been lying low lately, and your father and I don’t want to tempt fate. Or give the media extra incentive to bother us.”
She says us, but she means me. Nodding, I squeeze her hand. I understand where she’s coming from, even if it does make me feel guilty. But Jenna is right about one thing. Caterina—my mother—has been quiet lately. Uncharacteristically so. And while I should be grateful for the lack of mortification, her silence only makes me anxious. You know what they say about the calm before the storm…
Pushing to my feet, I sigh and then walk toward the hallway, ready to wash the gunk off my face. By now, my skin should be officially exfoliated and smoother than a baby’s butt. I’ve taken exactly two and a half steps when Kate Lyons’s perky voice fills the room.
“Welcome back, everyone! And you’re gonna be so glad you tuned in. My next guest has starred in tons of blockbusters such as The Event Planner, Secrets and Vines, and No One Has to Know.”
My feet freeze.
Here comes the storm.
“And she’s here today with a startling revelation,” the woman continues, shooting ice down my back. “Please join me in welcoming Caterina Angeli!”
My birth mother’s name attached to the phrase “startling revelation” is not a good sign.
But it’s like a car wreck. I can’t not look. I can’t not turn back. I backpedal to the living room, the sound of my pounding pulse almost eclipsing the studio audience’s enthusiastic applause. I fall in a heap in front of the television and watch as the woman who gave me life, the woman I haven’t seen in person in more than ten years, graces the New York City soundstage. My boyfriend Lucas wonders why my first response is to push people away when there’s trouble, why I’m so sure that he’ll leave me one day.
This woman is the reason.
A gentle hand takes mine, and without looking, I know it’s Alessandra. She must be dumbstruck. I was when I saw her mom back in the sixteenth century. The two women are doppelgangers—those tend to run rampant around me—but the resemblance stops at appearance. Personality-wise, they couldn’t be more different. My aunt is actually a lot like Jenna, a blessing and a curse for my cousin. I know Less is happy with her choice to stay in the future, but she misses her mother terribly. Seeing mine, as horrid as she is, must suck an egg. I squeeze back to say I’m here and tug my knees to my chest.
“Thanks so much for having me, Kate,” my mother says, trademark wide smile in place as she turns to the audience and waves.
She’s as polished and beautiful as ever. Long, dark hair shining under the lights, dark smoky eyes made up to perfection. People always say we look alike. In some ways we do—we’ve got the same hair color and eyes, and according to Wikipedia, around the same height. But the wide smile that’s launched a hundred lipsticks looks completely wrong on my smaller face. The graceful beauty Caterina Angeli is known for just isn’t happening; I don’t have a team of touch-up professionals at my beck and call. And as for that air of natural confidence my mother exudes, despite what people may think, all I’ve done is perfected the art of faking aloofness. I’m the non-airbrushed, unpolished, slightly awkward version of the temptress of Hollywood. Yay, me.
“Thank you all for such a warm welcome,” my mother says. “It really means a lot.” Manicured, clasped hands fly to her chest as her mouth closes in a gentler (though no less fake) smile. What looks to be tears rush to her eyes, and I roll mine as she says, “It feels so good to be among friends again.”
Among friends? Is she referring to the nameless sea of admiring strangers or the glamazon talk show host with dollar signs for eyes? And as for again, she’s only been out of the public eye for a nanosec. A couple months max. Jenna sinks beside me, her disbelieving snort hinting at thoughts aligned with mine.
Ms. Lyons leans closer in her padded chair, face pulled in concern. “Are you okay?” she asks, grabbing the nearby tissue box. I’m sure she’s thinking, Please cry. That’ll skyrocket my ratings.
Mommy Dearest nods, making a production of plucking several tissues from the box. “Thank you, Kate.” She takes a breath and looks back at the audience. “You know, celebrities aren’t perfect. We make mistakes. I make a lot of them—but you know that. You watch TMZ.”
She winks, like the scandals and liaisons that have haunted me my entire life are no big deal, and the dumb crowd chuckles.
Kate shakes her head. “We know most of that is exaggerated.”
“You’re right,” my mother agrees. “But no one’s ever confused me with a saint. I’ve singlehandedly kept the tabloids in print. Even they’d tell you, though, that I’ve changed. I’m getting older. And more than anything, I’d like to fix some of my past mistakes.”
Jenna’s body goes still beside me. That’s my first hint that trouble is coming.
Then Caterina looks into the camera, almost as if she can see straight through it, directly at me. My second warning. “I have a beautiful daughter,” she says, and the world around me ceases to exist. “She’s named after me, as everyone knows, but we’re not close. Haven’t been for some time. That’s my fault, and it’s the biggest regret of my life.”
Tears fall down her flawless, olive-toned cheeks, but I’m a statue. A hunk of emotionless marble, like the kind Lucas uses in his art. My mother, the internationally famous actress Caterina Angeli, is on television, admitting to the world how she’s failed me. And I’ve got nothing. No tears, no anger, no raining down of disbelieving curses. Nothing.
“I miss my daughter, Kate,” she says, closing her eyes as mine widen. Alessandra shifts closer and slings an arm around my back. “I have something I need to tell her. Something important that must be said in person.” She pauses to draw a breath, and in that brief moment, I just know my life is about to change forever.
She nods as if agreeing with my assessment and announces, “That’s why I’m attending Peter’s wedding this weekend in Beverly Hills.”
Hayley makes a noise that sounds like a teakettle on crack. Alessandra’s hold crushes my lungs. As for Jenna, if it’s possible to look both terrified and pissed at the same time, that’s her. Nostrils flared, color gone, jaw clenched and shaking. Phones immediately start ringing. Soon, those vultures will be circling our door. The cat’s out of the bag.
So much for my normal.
“Caterina Angeli does it again,” I whisper.
It’s My Life
∙Lucas∙
Dad’s home. His voice rumbles from down the hall as I drop my gym bag on the ground. I want to take a shower, call my girl, and crash—but he’s here. For two weeks it’s been building, the need to tell him I’m done. That soccer isn’t for me, and I’m not David. I know he’s gonna freak. Then be silently pissed and distant. He might even shut down again. But I can’t let that stop me. I can’t keep living someone else’s life. This has to happen, and after the beat down Coach just put us through on our so-called holiday, I’m ready for it to be today.
I kick off my sneakers in the mudroom, an asinine thought crossing my mind. Maybe his being here early is a sign. A month ago, I’d have called myself an idiot for thinking it. Supernatural crap is for losers and people with too much time on their hands, or so I thought before I met Cat’s cousin. Or saw the gypsy Reyna with my own eyes. Now, I don’t know what to think, but I know that divine intervention or not, I’m getting this over with.
Endorphins pound my veins as I walk down the hall, gilded frames lining both sides. School photos, family portraits, my big brother playing sports. The shrine of David, I call it. I stop in front of the last one, putting off the inevitable for another minute, and stare at him from back when he was around my age, kicking ass and taking names for his team in San Diego. They won that day, thanks to that goal. It’s also the last one he ever scored.
My big brother was a hero. Not just because I looked up to him, and not even because he was incredible on the field. David actually saved a woman’s life. He stepped in when a bunch of thugs were jumping her outside his apartment complex late one night. Unfortunately, it meant they turned on him instead.
Swiping the sweat and grime from my face with the hem of my shirt, I think through my plan again. Get in. State the facts. Get out.
Dad will respect honesty.
I tap my fist against the frame.
Or he’ll have a complete breakdown, and it will be all my fault.
When I finally step into the living room, conflicted but resolved, my younger sister looks up from the TV.
“Dad’s home.” Angela’s voice sounds off. She’s sprawled out on the sofa, flipping through channels like David Beckham running down the wing. Her bare foot taps the leather cushion, and the remote bounces in her hand. She’s anxious. Or upset. And that can only mean one thing.
“They’re at it again?” I ask, parking my ass on the edge of the sofa.
Angela’s frown silently answers my question.
Our parents don’t have knock-down, drag-out fights or anything. In fact, they don’t argue at all. That would require emotion from Dad, and since David died, that’s something he doesn’t have. As for Mom, her general M.O. is not to rock the boat. To keep everyone happy and hold us so close we suffocate. But lately things have been weird. Dad’s schedule has been erratic, Mom’s rosary rarely leaves her fingers, and they’ve both been talking in code. Dad’s business partner has been calling a lot, so I figure it must be about the record label. But if something happened to make Angela this stressed, maybe I should hold off on talking to Dad.
“You don’t think we’re moving again, do you?”
Her question yanks me from staring a hole through the closed office door. My jaw pops as pieces of the puzzle start to click. Oh, hell no. Moving isn’t an option.
“My sweet sixteen is in a few weeks,” she continues, shoving a thick section of dark hair behind her ear. “I’m finally getting invited to parties. Yesterday, Desiree and Ciara saved me a seat in the cafeteria, and Micah smiled at me in gym.” I’m wracking my brain trying to remember who this Micah is when Angela’s big brown eyes find mine. “We only just got here, Luc. I don’t want to go back.”
“We’re not going anywhere,” I promise. The panic in her eyes starts to recede, and I squeeze her painted toes for reassurance. “I don’t care what it takes. I’ll play soccer for the rest of my life if I have to, but we’re not leaving. We’re for damn sure not going halfway across the world.”
My family moves more often than not. A constant back and forth between the States and Italy, where Dad grew up and where the home base for Lirica Records is. Four years ago when he transferred to the Milan office permanently, neither of us cared. Leaving our house in L.A.—the backyard where David had just taught me passing drills—was easy. The life and friends that I’d made had been dispensable.
It was during the last move to Italy that I became the soccer star. Not so much because I wanted to, but because it’s what Dad needed. Grief makes life lose its color, and his was muted gray…until I stepped into my brother’s cleats. Soccer was always David’s sport, his and my dad’s, and giving it back to Dad seemed like the least I could do. For a while, it helped us both.
Being on the team shot me into the in-crowd. I went from being the quiet kid, shaping clay, to the guy with tons of connections. Soccer gave me a life and friends. But it wasn’t my life. And those so-called friends were fake as shit. All they cared about was how many goals I scored on the field and how many girls I went through when I was off. But here, I have real friends. And I only want one girl.
I’m not leaving Cat. Dad will have to snap out of it and fight me first.
Like my thoughts conjure him, the door to the office opens. Mom bustles out, her bottom lip trapped between her teeth, and Angela springs up on the sofa.
“Everything okay?” my sister asks.
Mom’s gaze collides with mine, and guilt, worry, and a dozen other emotions I can’t name flash on her face. The exact opposite of Dad, who strolls in behind her, lifeless as ever.
“Right as rain,” he answers. The stupid phrase is as fake as his detached tone of voice. He’s a shell of the man I once knew. Dad used to be funny as hell and laugh all the time. He used to fit the stereotype of the hotheaded Italian, impatient and stubborn. Used to. Dull gray eyes focus on me, and a brief flicker of emotion passes as he asks, “How was practice?”
“Good, sir.” It’s my standard, automatic reply. If I told him the truth—that I hated every second, and would rather be sculpting in the studio or tinkering under the hood of a car—who knows what he’d do.
But then I remember my decision.
Cracking my knuckles, I go back over my canned speech. Soccer doesn’t make me happy. We can still watch a match together or play one-on-one, but I’m quitting the team. Screw the championship, the scouts, and their supposed scholarships. We don’t need the handout. Even if we did, Mr. Scott says I can get one easily for art. But that’s a whole other issue.
Dad snatches the newspaper on the way to his recliner. Another minute and he’ll be lost in world politics, finance, and sports. Anything to keep his brain busy and away from home.
It’s now or never.
I push to my feet and walk forward until I’m standing in front of him. My throat feels thick as I rub my hands down the sides of my shorts and stare at his bowed head of thick, graying hair. “Dad, you got a minute? I want to talk to you about the team.”
He doesn’t react right away. Just turns another damn page. But from behind me, I hear Mom exhale audibly, and I know she’s reciting a string of prayers in her head. She knows how I feel. That I want to major in studio art, not business, and get a Fine Arts degree. She’s supportive—to an extent. She just doesn’t speak up. She doesn’t say anything when Dad pushes about games or my future at the label, and in a way, I can’t blame her. This isn’t her battle to fight. It’s mine.
I scratch the back of my head, undecided if it makes it easier or harder that he hasn’t looked up. “The team’s great,” I say, clasping my hands behind my neck. “Coach knows his stuff, and he’s tough as nails. Today was supposed to be a student holiday, but he had us in for extra hours, and I respect it.” At this point I realize I’m stalling. Rambling and talking out of my ass. I exhale, frustrated, and say, “Look, Dad, I just don’t—”
“David’s coach at USD was tough, too,” he interrupts. “It’s good for you. Character building. It’ll prepare you for college.” He folds the newspaper in half, gaze now glued to the sports section.
The double whammy of comparing me to my brother and dismissing me so easily punches me in the gut. I don’t know why it continues to surprise me. Hurt me. You’d think I’d be used to it.
My unclasped hands smack against my thighs, and a small thrill of satisfaction jolts through me when my father jumps. He raises his head, an actual emotion—confusion—swirling in his eyes. I open my mouth and say, “You’re not listening to me. This isn’t about Coach. I’m trying to tell you that I—”
“Lucas, you’d better come see this.”
In the second it takes me to glance over, Dad lowers his head again to the paper. I curse under my breath. “Angela, what the hell?”
Mom pops me on the back of the head, and I feel like
crap when I see my sister’s torn face, but damn. She knows
better than anyone how important this conversation is. How
rare it is to get Dad’s full attention. How close I just came to
finally ending it.
“Sorry.” Gnawing her lip, Angela lifts her chin toward the television on the other side of the room. “But I thought you’d want to know what was happening.”
I look over to see what could possibly be so huge that she had to interrupt us, and it takes me less than two seconds to understand.
A beautiful brunette is on the screen, her face tear-streaked and Botoxed. Everyone in the world knows who Caterina Angeli is, the rumors and scandals that follow her. But only a select few know how she destroyed the girl I care about. And that it’s because of this woman that she sometimes still pushes me away.
The obnoxiously perky host glances at the spellbound crowd. “This weekend, you say?”
Cat’s mom nods and dabs her eyes as she says, “I only hope my daughter accepts my apology.”
I’m halfway to my room, cell phone in hand, before I even know what I’m doing. The showdown with Dad can wait. My girl needs me.
Alessandra answers her phone on the third ring, and I say, “I’m on my way.”
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